On September 30th, 2024, I was riding my Genuine Buddy 50 scooter down 17th Street while proudly listening to the debut episode of my new radio show. Along the way, I narrowly swerved to avoid what turned out to be a very large dildo in the middle of the road.
Had I hit the silicone phallus, I very well could have lost control and slammed straight into t…
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